Hola y'all!
Monday morning Sister Lynch made chcolate chip pancakes for breakfast! She is so sweet and they were delicious! We also rearranged the Blue Bell wall (my project to start in each one of my apartments) in the kitchen. Also we ended up going to the store today on 3 different occasions…basically we just kept forgetting things, I even forgot an entire bag of groceries until we got home! Luckily when we went back in, the lady remembered us and gave it to me. MIRACLE! Also our neighbor complimented our Jesus wall we made in the living room (although we are not sure if he saw it through our front door or through our window…After pday was over we called some folks and did some Facebook work.
On Tuesday we had our “health and safety day” in the mission, which was basically an entire day of missionwide zoom meetings centered around health and safety. We did personal studies, then had our first zoom meeting of the day, we watched bike safety videos and I finally got to work on my bike! We filled up my tires and messed around with the brakes, I felt like a true Elder Jacobson! We were given a few extra dollars to make healthy meals today so since we all fasted breakfast I made a fancy omelet. We had vehicle training with a special guest from the missionary department and did a kahoot. Brother Steiner talked about mental health for like an hour, we got medical counsel from Sister Amos about new COVID stuff and the vaccine coming out. Elder Call, the dentist dude also taught us about brushing and flossing our teeth and stuff, which afterwards Sister Lynch went and brushed her teeth to try out his techniques lol. We even had someone talk to us about orthopedics. Then everyone went outside to clean their cars, we got apartment training and then cleaned our apartments. The Monroe Stake President Heim even gave a talk about local guidance and safety training! The AP’s talked about safe exchanges and how we can even do virtual exchanges if needed. Then lastly we had some training by the mission presidency with President Amos to close out…man oh man that took the entire day long!
Wednesday afternoon we went to visit the Millards, sadly it was just Sister Millard who was home but luckily we had planned for a lesson if the kids weren't there. We were just talking with her, getting to know her better and seeing how things have been when HER HUSBAND (a nonmember) walked in because he had work off that day! He just kind of ate some food at the kitchen table while reading something as we talked. We totally forgot to introduce ourselves though, we asked him about his job as a construction safety dude and told him about our safety and health day yesterday. He wasn't too talkative but as we talked with Sis. Millard, he did chuckle at a few things. We shared Matthew 7:7-8 She has such a strong testimony and wasn't afraid to talk about these spiritual things in front of her husband! At the end she said she likes having us come over to share uplifting thoughts that bring positive energy!! She's so sweet! Then we skirted on over to District Council in Leesville arriving just in time. Elder Miyasaki had forgotten his mask and made one out of paper towels lol, I guess it was at least better than Sister Hansen forgetting a mask too and not caring about it. After we used the computers to plan out Melanie’s baptismal program! Ahhh so exciting! Then we drove over to Sister Hancock’s house for our lesson but we were a bit early so we drove around and parked for a bit. Then Sister Lynch was like “is that Sis Hancock?”Sister Hancock was getting out of her car to throw away her trash with a cigarette in her mouth! I was like bruh did she see us?! Should we drive away?! Sister Lynch was like “yeah” so I sped off...maybe a little too fast…anyways…She didn't mention it in the lesson…she did however mention how Trump could have made America great if we had given him the chance...Then we asked what commamnments she could work on, hoping she would say smoking but instead she asked for a "refresher course on covenants" saying she doesn't entirely know what she should be doing...oof...especially on Sunday. Eventually she showed us a “no smoking” sign outside her door and said her friend Camila is trying to stop smoking with her! Sister Hancock even said the sweetest closing prayer straight from the spirit and from her heart! So sweet! Once at home we called Austin again and confirmed that what he said was true…he’s in 8th grade…So we are trying to get his parents to join in on the calls and thought we heard some people in the background. During our dinner hour we both had to shower because man we smelled like smoke from being at Sister Hancock’s house! Then by the end of the night we finally had time for personal study!
On Thursday we visited Sister Green, we got to know her and her son, Josh. They were pretty cool. Sister Green said she felt the happiest in the "Mormon church" but there are some things that she doesn't believe. She doesn't believe in the "Mormon Bible anymore" (aka the Book of Mormon as the Southerners call it) and she says that she has prayed but doesn't know that she has ever received an answer. Also her son Josh has down syndrome and he really REALLY wants to be baptized, but someone told him that he can't be baptized because he can't answer the interview questions...so now he hates our church and wants to be baptized in another church, making it difficult for Sister Green to want to be active in our church again, despite her love for our church and desire to come back. We shared a message with them and left them with a Book of Mormon. I just can't believe that missionaries would tell Josh he can't be baptized because of the way he answers the questions man! We came home and sat on the couch updating areabook and researching some of their questions when I looked at my finger and saw a brown bug! I flung it off and then Sister Lynch was like “what was it?” so we looked and found it on the ground...immediately I was like NO NO NO. I told her to get a plastic ziploc bag and we put it in there and looked at it...we confirmed that it was in fact my worst nightmare: a bed bug. I HAVE BEDBUGS AGAIN! So we went straight to work, we stripped our clothes, put them in the wash, vacuumed, swept, bagged some clothes, ugh man. We are pretty sure they came on us at the Green’s house because it wasn’t exactly the cleanest and there were piles of stuff everywhere…Then we had to go to the Partins. We played our Plan of Salvation board game and taught a BUTTLOAD of principles to Melanie and Sister Partin, then we went over the baptismal interview questions which went eh...Melanie kept looking at her mom to answer first and all that, never really giving us solid answers…Brother Partin sure did step in though when I asked if she had repented of all past transgressions (one of the baptismal interview questions)…oof…he was like "did you just ask a 10 year old if she had repented of past sins?!" As we were leaving though Melanie stayed outside and talked to us! I think we're basically pals now!! Once home we called some people then made a Walmart trip for some trash bags and a pillow protector for Sister Lynch to fend off the bedbugs AND we saw Jessica, the ASL lady, and Sister Lynch got to sign with her! So cool! AND on the way back our neighbor, Nietta, was outside with her dog and we got to talk to her! She was like Utah and California are far away, what brought y’all here? So I let Sister Lynch give the classic “we’re missionaries” speech, which she killed!
Friday we did some bedbug research to discover that Beelzebub (we named our bedbug in the bag) is a fifth stage larva at size 4.5mm, the step before adult...oof…also we researched bites cuz Sister Lynch has some cluster red dots on her chest that itch…don’t think they're bedbug bites but we are not experts…After lunch we went to the library to print out Melanie’s baptismal program, which ended up being a whole ordeal involving us getting DeRidder library cards in order to access the internet. Then we talked to the landlord about our bedbug situation and were told to buy the bug spray from Lowe’s and an exterminator would be here at the beginning of the week to spray the apartment but that it was our responsibility to spray the furniture. Later that day we were having Melanie’s baptismal interview over zoom with Elder Engler, the district leader, and we were a little nervous since Melanie is so shy with strangers so Sister Lynch and I prayed about it individually and then as a companionship before the call happened. I was mainly worried about the second question if he asked what a prophet means to HER and that it would go bad from there…unfortunately I was right…Elder Engler was nice and offered the opening prayer and started the questions with her and Sister Partin while they were in the car. Question 1 was good since it was just yes or no. Question 2 was a yes or no, until the end when she broke down, stopped looking at the camera, cried for like 15 minutes and Sister Partin was being so sweet, but she just would not stop crying...we even gave her some hints about her nicknaming prophets “the spready people” (as in they help spread the gospel and what God tells them to) and ended up giving them a 20 min break to come back. During that time we called Elder Engler to brainstorm some ideas to get her to open up; having us talk to her first and then get into the questions. We called back and we talked with Sister Partin about the pet shop then asked Melanie some animal questions and got her to respond great! Then the second Brother Partin got in the car and kicked her out of the front seat (she moved to the back by herself) she freaked out...oof. Brother Partin told us to postpone the baptism and do some more calls with Elder Engler since Melanie didn’t know him...my heart literally broke! I was so sad and felt so bad!! Hopefully we can work with her to feel more comfortable. After our lesson with Austin fell through, we went to Lowe’s to get the bug spray, sprayed our mattresses and furniture, sleeping on the air mattresses for the night and called the STL’s only to find out that they may have been the ones to give us the bedbugs…
On Saturday we finished spraying down our apartment, had a missionwide social media call, did more bedbug laundry, called people, had Austin cancel, Talesha canceled, but Brother Larimer held strong!
Sunday morning I woke up on my nice air mattress, it has also been a little hard to focus during my personal studies since I've read the whole Book of Mormon now which has been wack. We also made cookies to drop off for the Jacksons. Later we visited the Partins (Melanie’s baptism was supposed to happen on Saturday, yesterday) and had the sacrament there. Elder Engler joined over video and we did a ‘get to know you’ activity with some fun facts about everyone. Even Melanie was talking! We shared a video and asked what prophets mean for everyone…Melanie didn't answer and Brother Partin just kept filling the silence...we even watched the video again with Melanie’s question in mind and she said nothing…I finally reminded her of an answer she's given before and we invited her to write it down in hopes of her remembering and being able to share it next time. At home we called some members, posted a Book of Mormon on Facebook Marketplace and had a movie night watching some Kirtland Ohio videos.
Not gonna lie this week was kinda rough from finding a bedbug to Melanie’s baptism being postponed, but we pushed through it and I know that the Lord is with me through it all and that everything will work out according to His will in the end.
Have a blessed week!
Smile because God loves you and remember that I love, love, love y'all too!
Love,
Sister Johnson
January Bug Bite Count: 20 bites
December Bug Bite Count: 12 bites
November Bug Bite Count: 18 bites
October Bug Bite Count: 39 bites
September Bike Mileage: 0.0 miles
August Bike Mileage: 46.9 miles
July Bike Mileage: 161.0 miles
June Bike Mileage: 61.6 miles
Pictures!!!
1. Selfie with our yummy Dominos delivery
2. Selfie with our healthy breakfasts
3. My face when we found Beelzebub the bedbug…
4. Beelzebub himself
5. Us sitting on our couch with trash bags over the cushions…

















